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Right, we tried this in the wikis but the format wasn't really ideal for it.

The idea is that everyone writes a line that follows the last one and, eventually, we end up with a weird and wonderful piece. Shall we begin then? I'll lead off:


John awoke in his bedroom.

Confused and bleary eyed, he wondered why the woman next to him had stubble?

In the morning light, he could see it was a thick, coarse growth, matching the colour and consistency of her underarm hair.

he stood up and shook his head.

He rubbed the ugly, bumpy stubble rash that had mysteriously appeared on his chin.

He rolled reluctantly out of bed, and looked in the mirror.

He saw the bed ridden sex casualty behind him roll over on their side, groaning along with the bed springs.

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He saw the bed ridden sex casualty behind him roll over on their side, groaning along with the bed springs.

After the intial hauntings of her distillery-strength morning breath, muscular tongue lolling out her mouth like an impotent chew toy, breasts resiliently clinging to the basketball jersey she had thrown on post-coitus, Johnny realised it might have been a trifle rash of him to bed his dead brother's wife hours after the funeral.

the funeral had been a sad day and he was still dressed in black.

John knew he had to get out of there right away; he excused himself, saying he was going to the shop to buy a fry-up and perhaps, some tattie scones.